Joke: Multi-tasking
2 Guys were engaged in some senseless banter and the topic of praying and smoking popped up...
Guy 1: Hey buddy, is it ok to smoke and pray at the same time?
Guy 2: Hmm... Honestly I don't know. Why don't you ask Pastor?
Guy 1: (walks up to Pastor) Pastor, can I smoke while I pray?
Pastor: (shocked) Heavens! No! Praying time is holy! How can you desecrate it with your bad habit?
Guy 1: (returns to Guy 2) You heard it, Pastor said no.
Guy 2: Hmm... How about I ask it like this...
(walks to Pastor) Pastor, is ok to pray while I smoke?
Pastor: Yes! Any time is a good time to pray to the Lord! By all means you can pray while you smoke! I encourage it!
Guy 1: Hey buddy, is it ok to smoke and pray at the same time?
Guy 2: Hmm... Honestly I don't know. Why don't you ask Pastor?
Guy 1: (walks up to Pastor) Pastor, can I smoke while I pray?
Pastor: (shocked) Heavens! No! Praying time is holy! How can you desecrate it with your bad habit?
Guy 1: (returns to Guy 2) You heard it, Pastor said no.
Guy 2: Hmm... How about I ask it like this...
(walks to Pastor) Pastor, is ok to pray while I smoke?
Pastor: Yes! Any time is a good time to pray to the Lord! By all means you can pray while you smoke! I encourage it!

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